Thursday, May 8, 2008

Personal Jesus


The only detriment suffered while being in connection is one's complete loss of awareness of their physical world, yet escaping this world is this machine's primary attraction. This machine is such as an oasis is in a desert of desolation. I understand that certain portions of the population would rather prefer that this machine to be a tool used for "recreation and relaxation". This machine must be distributed individually, to each man his own desire will exist as this machine. I believe that it would be in the best interest of the said population that it be necessary for me, the unsung savior, to "tiptoe" around certain "de facto moral constrictions" in the efforts I must take to spread my gift to the ignorant and/or unwilling. But before a noble engineer such as myself can accomplish such tasks, this machine must be tested.

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